Thursday, April 15, 2010
We will not embed Scott Stapp's "new" Marlins anthem, nor will we encourage you to seek it out elsewhere on the web (quite the opposite, we implore you to avoid it). We won't even link it. Like 2 Girls 1 Cup, once you have experienced "Marlins Will Soar" (fish soaring? Come on, dude), you can never unexperience it, and it will remain a dark spot in your psyche for years to come. Instead, we will embed this video of striped marlin hunting sardines in the Pacific.