Scapegoat Alert

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Just when he was getting hot at the plate, Hanley Ramirez awoke to find his three cars, a Mercedes-Benz convertible, a Benz SUV, and a Cadillac Escalade, vandalized in his Weston driveway. According to the Miami New Times, H2R's cars were keyed and their right rear tail lights were smashed. Who could have done such a thing? Gus Garcia-Roberts at the New Times already made the obvious Dan Uggla references (he could have left some low-hanging fruit for us), but now that we know what might be plaguing Hanley's mind, I think we'll all know what to blame if his sudden offensive surge drops off. Damn kids with their vandalism...


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