The Curse

Sunday, September 5, 2010

A quick look at the Marlins Twitter Directory informs me that there are 5 Marlins on Twitter at the moment:
  1. Chris Coghlan: Out for the season after injuring himself while giving Wes Helms a shaving cream pie after a walk-off base hit.
  2. John Baker: Out for the season, just underwent Tommy John surgery.
  3. Brett Hayes: Out for the season after separating his shoulder on a play at the plate this week.
  4. Logan Morrison: Almost died at the hands of an Emilio Bonifacio foul ball this afternoon
  5. Mike Stanton: Healthy so far.
Mike, please do Marlins fans a favor and deactivate your Twitter account now. It's only a matter of time before the Twitter curse catches up.


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